Stephen Colbert’s Midnight Confessions: XVIII
When people say I’m self-centered, I can’t help but think they’re talking about me.
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When people say I’m self-centered, I can’t help but think they’re talking about me.
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25 Replies to “Stephen Colbert’s Midnight Confessions: XVIII”
LOL @ 3:45
"I know I shouldn't, but I do have a favorite child: it's Malia."
@demitrimartin
"Midnight Confessions" sounds like a softcore porn series on HBO or Showtime. Possibly 1990s era.
I love how Jon Batiste plays the organ… When my funeral comes.. please have Jon play some chords…. when they read my eulogy
I think this is my favorite confessions video so far! Too funny! xD
this was awesome
That's it, YouTube. I'm using Adblock. I'm sick of your forced ads. It's called YouTube, not YouTelevision. Get a fucking grip.
I love this segment but so many of these are Facebook mom statuses
Stephen Colbert, you (and I suppose your writers) are my hero.
My favorite: "When I was a child I had a lot of imaginary friends. They were real people, I just imagined that they were my friends."
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~Trav
I only come here to get advice. I'll be leaving a key of someone else's house under my mat from now on…
🎶🌹"We're painting the roses red, or Trump will cut off our heads. . ."🌹🎶
All confessions should be this silly!!!!
Let's see,
Pride
Sloth
Anger
Pride
Lust
Wrath
Gluttony
Yep, seems that Colbert did actually do stuff that could've been categorized as "sins".
This isn't a segment — It's a series of Tumblr posts.
I put pineapple on pizza.
Jeez Colbert is spilling the tea on himself in this episode.
thought he was gonna admit he is a commie shill.
You know, if they played this in Australia, I'd seriously consider buying a t.v.
Nice to see everyone out of their safe space! bet you all got lots of coloring done over the Christmas break! So very cold how about that hot coco hope you all got a box of tissues handy.
Oh my their is an audience I find it hard to believe! brainwashed sheep must of bought their tickets months ago sad I feel sorry for them and for Colbert lying to his audience not his fault he just follows orders from China are is it Russia maybe Japan who can we blame!!!
I love these confessions. They are so random and silly.
Stephen for President!!
"When I was a child I had imaginary friends. They were real people. I just imagined they were my friends."
Ever since Election night I've had to change my 'Religious Affiliation' answer on paperwork from 'Atheist' to 'Paranoid Agnostic'. Because While I don't know what might be out there.. Trump's election is proof that there is something… and it's out to get us!