32 Replies to “Mormon Missionary Problems”

  1. Mormon here – Served a Mission about ten years ago and this is fairly accurate. Went through a lot of this where I served as well. lol Probably seems really odd to many that watch it, but yeah, we aren't exactly normal and we like it like that.

  2. Lol

    I appreciate that you guys did your research! I am proud to be Mormon and I think this video was totally hilarious and true. Thanks for the uplifting video you guys. πŸ™‚

  3. TO ALL READERS the following syllogism proves that the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints is God's true Church.

    Before I post that logical argument here's a little background.

    The LDS Church and Joseph Smith's Prophetic calling stands or falls on the Book of Mormon.

    In other words:IF the Book of Mormon is false, Joseph Smith was a false prophet, and the LDS Church is a false church.

    On the other hand:IF the Book of Mormon is indeed God's word, Joseph Smith was a true Prophet of God, and the LDS Church is indeed God's true Church.

    Having said that, here's a syllogism titled Christ's Teachings Debunk Anti Mormonism.

    1) Christ taught that a kingdom divided cannot stand, and that Satan cannot fight against himself [ Mark 3:24-26 ]

    2) the Book of Mormon exhorts humanity to follow Jesus, and to keep the commandments of the Father [ 2 Nephi 31:10 ]

    3) since the Book of Mormon exhorts humanity to follow Jesus, and to keep the commandments of the Father, it's evident that Jesus of Nazareth is the author of the Book of Mormon

    Anti Mormons who insist on claiming that Satan is the author of the Book of Mormon, must satisfactorily answer the following question:

    Did Satan inspire the Book of Mormon because he wants to exhort humanity to follow Jesus, and to keep the commandments of the Father?

    Now that we've ascertained [ by following the Holy Messiah's teachings ] that Jesus of Nazareth is the Book of Mormon, that by default proves that:

    A) Joseph Smith was true Prophet of God

    And B) that the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints is indeed God's true Church.

  4. TO ALL READERS the following syllogism [ titled The Bible Debunks Trinitarian and Unitarian churches ] proves that ALL Trinitarian and Unitarian churches are false churches.

    1) all false churches teach false doctrines

    2) the "immaterial god" doctrine is a false doctrine, that is debunked by the Bible itself [ John 20:24-28 ]

    3) all Trinitarian and Unitarian churches are false churches, because they all teach the false "immaterial god" doctrine

    Everyone please GOOGLE Immaterial God-Theopedia.

    Everyone please GOOGLE Why Mormon Materialism Matters.

    Page 2 of 2.

  5. TO ALL READERS the following syllogism [ titled CHRIST'S TEACHINGS DEBUNK ANTI MORMONISM ] proves that the LDS Church is indeed God's true Church.

    Before I post that logical argument here's a little background: the LDS Church and Joseph Smith's prophetic calling stand or fall on the Book of Mormon.

    In other words:IF the Book of Mormon is false, Joseph Smith was a false prophet, and the LDS Church is a false church.

    On the other hand:IF the Book of Mormon is indeed God's word, Joseph Smith was a true Prophet of God, and the LDS Church is indeed God's true Church.

    Having said that: here's a syllogism that has totally destroyed anti Mormonism.

    1) Christ taught that a kingdom divided cannot stand, and that Satan cannot fight against himself [ Mark 3:24-26 ]

    2) the Book of Mormon exhorts humanity to follow Jesus, and to keep the commandments of the Father [ 2 Nephi 31:10 ]

    3) according to Christ, Satan cannot fight against himself, thus claiming that Satan inspired a book of scripture [ ie the Book of Mormon ] that exhorts humanity to follow Jesus, and to keep the commandments of the Father, is not only ILLOGICAL, but would imply that Jesus was a "false teacher", which is why the only logical conclusion, is that Jesus of Nazareth is the author of the Book of Mormon

    Now that we've ascertained [ by following the Holy Messiah's teachings ] that the Book of Mormon is indeed God's word, that by default proves that:

    A) Joseph Smith was a true Prophet of God

    And B) that the LDS Church is indeed God's true Church.

    The incessant SILENCE on the part of anti Mormons each time I post the above syllogism, can only be interpreted as a tacit admission on the part of the anti Mormon community, that said syllogism has totally destroyed anti Mormonism, by proving that Christ's Teachings Destroyed Anti Mormonism.

    Part 1 of 2.

  6. ~ My heart goes out to all those who reject the message of the restored gospel of Jesus Christ!! Through the power and gift of the Holy Ghost my eyes have been opened, and I understand that in a spiritual sense everything is going over their heads, ..but I do know that if they open their hearts to true principles, and the message of the restoration, they will be spiritually touched and enlightened by the living God of Abraham! The restored gospel of Jesus Christ is for all people, and we invite all people to partake!! And I share this invite in the sacred name of Jesus Christ amen.

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    1 Corinthians 2:9 But as it is written, Eye hath not seen, nor ear heard, neither have entered into the heart of man, the things which God hath prepared for them that love him.

    10 But God hath revealed them unto us by his Spirit: for the Spirit searcheth all things, yea, the deep things of God.

    11 For what man knoweth the things of a man, save the spirit of man which is in him? even so the things of God knoweth no man, but the Spirit of God.

    12 Now we have received, not the spirit of the world, but the spirit which is of God; that we might know the things that are freely given to us of God.

    13 Which things also we speak, not in the words which man’s wisdom teacheth, but which the Holy Ghost teacheth; comparing spiritual things with spiritual.

    14 But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned.

  7. So many comedic portrayals of Mormon missionaries include some poison pill that instantly gives away that the writers either know nothing about Mormons or just don’t care about accuracy because they have a specific joke that they want to tell. This was clearly well researched and obviously either was written by a Mormon or in close consultation with one. A+ for accuracy. (Only nitpick is the caffeine mention, although it is believable that a young naive missionary would say this instead of specifically referring to coffee or tea)

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