Category: Funny

Get Off The Computer

Get Off The Computer

was on iChat with a coworker. We were working out the last details for a presentation we have tomorrow. The whole ‘web-cam, iChat’ thing is a new concept for me. I was busily typing some notes we just discussed and it had been a while since we had said anything to each other. Just then …

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So Now, I Pee For Him

So Now, I Pee For Him

My wife and I discovered a large amount of Marijuana in our son’s room. We confronted him about it and grounded him. I honestly don’t see what’s wrong with smoking pot now and then, but my wife has always put it up there with rape and murder. She insisted that we randomly drug test our …

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Here Boy

Here Boy

My wife is away on a business trip. I keep a very small stash of pop just for occasions like this. Earlier this evening, after I got home for work, I smoked a small bowl and took my door for a walk. I went through the park and adjoining school yard, around the entire neighborhood. …

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My neighbours car

My neighbours car

One night i was on the way back home after a night out and being a bit drunk i thought it would be a good idea to be sick on my neighbours car lmao I am not an evil person. I just do random things when im drunk. Neighbours wont happy the next day.

Wash your cup before drinking

Wash your cup before drinking

I went to visit a friend in college. Males could not leave the room unless with a female who lived in the dorm. At three in the morning I had to pee, really bad but everyone was asleep. I peed in a cup, twice. The next day I left in the afternoon only to return …

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Why flushing when…

Why flushing when…

It was my freshman year in the dorms and I get bored easy. One day I was pooping and an idea came to me, why flush all that down when I could put it to use?! So I took a plastic back with my hand in it, fished out the dookie, then proceeded to walk …

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